Friday on My Mind

I smoked 2 packs of cigarettes last night.
I drank 8 beers.
I threw up on 2 people.
I swallowed 1 bite of my sandwich and now it is sitting in my lung.
I almost fucked 1 fat chick.
I spent 5 dollars on a lighter.

I feel like Keith Richards, and not in a good way.

Anywho, I've been coughing/wheezing/sneezing/blowing my nose/sleeping all day. Organic chemistry just had me real stressed so I had to go out, but I'm not sure if I can go out like that again.

However today was not without a single joy. Today at the chili fest, Bud Carroll played "Don't Think Twice It's Alright" by Bob Dylan, and then after walking to the book store, as I sat reading a book on curb your enthusiasm, they started blasting "Oh, Yoko" on the speakers. Then they played Van Halen, I nearly fell on the floor in sheer joy. Also, I saw my friend Ruth! If you ever need to pee at the bookstore, she has the key to the bathroom at the register, just ask.